May 2013
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
catpun:
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
auspisstice:
cyberdepressed:
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
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clamperl:
clamperl:
I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES
yugoslavic:
ohsunfury:
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
babylizard:
ps if i ever call you dude and you’re not cool with it PLEASE tell me immediately and i will never do it again!! i call people dude and man a lot just bc im used to it and i dont really think much about it but i realize that they are gendered terms and a lot of folks aren’t comfortable with it and most of you who dont like it ive taken note of so i don’t make that mistake but if i...
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
terezi-vantas:
GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU DEPRESSED/IS A FACTOR IN YOUR DEPRESSION OR ANXIETY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT PLEASE REBLOG THIS FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT THAT’S DUE FRIDAY THANK YOU
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
itsrainingblogs:
So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
theyellowbrickroad:
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
64kbps:
atherys:
64kbps:
why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything
because we’ll never have relationships of our own
ow
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
themightynarwhal:
sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean
looks like something a nightmare pooped out
