stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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malallory:

Do you ever think about how Remus Lupin got on the Hogwarts Express to travel to Hogwarts and fell asleep in a compartment by himself and then woke up to find that James Potter’s son had sat down in the same compartment as him?

because I do

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angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

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fierceawakening:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

I find myself amused that the “I’m feeling murderous” wine is a Pinot Grigio. 

why is it not red

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Anonymous asked: sexism is the lack of cool graphic tshirts at target for women

feelingdesdenova:

urulokid:

sexism is the fact that when I went into the men’s section at target to look at t-shirts a twentysomething 5’ 3” neckbeard in a yoda shirt walked up to me and asked me “have you even seen star wars?”

"…excuse me?"

"well, you know, sorry but you don’t look like the type of girl who’s into that kind of thing. besides, the girl’s shirts are over there. are you buying a shirt to impress, uh, your boyfriend?"

at which point I very gently folded and set down down the millenium falcon shirt i’d been holding and looked him right in his bespectacled eyes and very softly went “at the age of seven, I saw Return of the Jedi on TV. my cousin had all three original films. i watched them at his house. i watched The Phantom Menace and managed to live through the hell that was Jar Jar Binks. i stole my brothers’ plastic lightsabers on a regular basis. I saw Attack of the Clones in theaters. I painted my face like Padme Amidala, or, if you’d like to use her birth name, Padme Naberrie, all the damn time. my mom yelled at me for wasting her lipstick. I read all the shitty franchise YA novels I could get my hands on. I know who Siri Tachi is. I know who Mara Jade is. I know about Tahl and Qui-Gon Jinn. I wrote fanfiction on the school computer and got in trouble multiple times for it. I am over here and not in the girls’ section because I want to buy a god damn Star Wars shirt, not a Disney dvd cover screenprinted onto a shirt that’s too thin and rides up in the armpits.”

at this point he’s like backing away but i was not done no sir

and i do not have a boyfriend. i fuck who i want, when i want, which is likely more than you’re getting. and the guy im sleeping with now enjoys post coital talk about nuclear fission and the periodic table of elements and Tolkien. also don’t even get me started on tolkien because i will literally talk your ear off about the social stratification differences between races and I will do half of it in sindarin elvish, le ion-e-balrog thaur. and let me make one thing abundantly clear: there is no way in hell I would actively try to impress someone like you.”

he left me alone after that

I need feminism because manlets will never learn

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hellabloggin:

im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty

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typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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sinbadism:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY USING GLAMOUR MAGIC I DONT CARE ABOUT “IMPOSSIBLE” THIS IS REAL MAGIC HE IS USING ILLUSION MAGIC

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

image

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Surprising Uses For Vinegar!


carissarenard:

imalionrawr:

justacrazyintrovert:

Most of us are aware of vinegar’s many uses in cooking such as an ingredient in salad dressings, but did you know that there are countless other uses for the acidic liquid as well? Here are just a few of the most useful things you can do with vinegar. Try some out and make your life a little easier.

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gonna fucking try the hiccup one for sure

"why are you putting vinegar on your head"

bc the internet said so mom fuck off

but seriously tho these are pretty useful

I keep scrolling past this and thinking it says, “Surprising uses for vaginas.”

I used it to pass a drug test too.

They forgot to add that vinegar can be used to freshen the smell of your laundry

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